Aunts House

So i finish my spring rolls
And i go to the restroom to clean up my face
ME: -washes hands and mouth-
Aunt: Dont just wipe off the water with your shirt use a towel
Me: I know but i cant find a towel around here
Aunt: -finishes wiping dirty floor with towel-
Aunt: Here you go
Me: :O
Aunt: Well?
Me: I think il just use my shirt

Night out at Applebee's

Wow now i know why we dont go out often MY DAD FRIKKEN YELLSAT THE EMPLOYEES
Employee: Are you enjoying your dinner?
Dad: Let me tell u one thing okay
Employee:... Umm okay
Dad: Since We have been here ur service to us was like the shit i had to swap when i was a little boy
Employee: Oh i am very sorry sir is there anything i ca-
Dad: Oh hell yes u go up to your manager and tell him that applebee's SUK DUH SHIT

Family Gatherings

So when it comes to asian family reunions the uncles always get drunk like
Me: -playing on the xbox-
Uncle: Hello there -burps- nephew
Me :Wassup o3o
Uncle: -puts hand around me- soo
Me: -takes hand of- sooo
Uncle: So you got duh  guh friend  (girl friend)? h
Me: uhhh.... -turns around- MOM HE'S DOING IT AGAIN
Me: -turns around-
Uncle: -Passed out on the floor with beer in hand-Me
Me: Wut duh efff
Me: Shud we just leave him here or do i call the paramedics O.o

Asian's Highest Prices

ME: At Walmart (Asian Happy Place)
Me: Oh dad can u buy me this?
Dad: Oh What is it?
Me: This Game :D
Dad: -.- How much is it? -takes out money and shows it in my face-
Me: -looks at money, dollars are in ones-
Me: Pshh well arent u rich -.-
Me: Its 12 bucks
Dad: HORY SHYT U TRY TO GIVE ME DUH HART ATTACK?

Trip To 7-11

Me: -puts dr.pepper on the counter-
MuslimMan :Oh is that all my friend
Me: Oh yeah
MuslimMan: Are u sure no chicken wings today?
Me; Yeah im good
Muslim MAn: Are u sure their very good
Me: -sigh- Yeah  im sure
Muslim Man: Are u sure theyre very GOOD
Me: -.- -puts back dr.pepper-
Muslim Man: SO no chicken wings?
Me: -walks out the door-

Time At THe Mall

ME: DAD CAN WEr  GO HOME NOW Im SO BORED AND THAT OLD LADY OVER THERE IS DEATH STARING ME

DAD: NO

ME:WHY NOT?

DAD: Your sistesr needs to finish her soda

ME: CAN WE JUST THROW IT AWAY?

Dad: OH HELL NO i SPENT $1.25 ON THIS

April 3rd,2011

This Morning:
Me:-Hehe time to hide dads belt-
Me: -hidesit behind curtain-
Dad: WHo DUH HEW TAKE MY BEWT
Me: -snickers- idk
Dad: LIES -throws bannanna at me-
Me: WHOA SHIT
ME: ITS BEHIND THE CURTAIN